What a fickle muse my life can be!

I'm taking all my finals early so I can move out and go to New York City, et cetera. Therefore, I apologize -- this week has been slow for jokes and long for work. But! There are a couple saved up from that birthday the other night.

We were drawing on each other, which lead to:

"Maaarumarumarumaruburumbrumbrum..."

"Look, I'll draw a mushroom. I'll even do enzymes."

"It's a fishapple! Pinefish! Fishfish! ...Wait."

Also, a radio station was talking about tattoos and a caller said, "I just know that my first was with my mom."