"OH my god that's a nipple!"
"You're imagining things. What is all with this acid?" (Big chemistry test yesterday apparently.) Then, my friend realized I was writing down her quotes, and she said, "I am going to give you mournful looks until you promise not to post it on your blog. [Long pause, as I keep writing.] "You'll feel guilty eventually!"
"Mmm, lizard tongue. What?"
I was also told that she knew I was me, as there were several cases of mistaken identity and people being called by other people's names.