Such a thing as "too much"

A friend of mine has started doing some modeling recently, and has been showing people the pictures. She sent them to a few guys I know (including my boyfriend), and apparently they were much more sexual than anticipated. (Potentially looking for attention?)

She also sent them to a friend of mine. Let's call him Fennel.

Fennel is gay.

And, in apology of posting so infrequently, a few more quotes from my roommate:

While doing dishes: "Hello, mister spoon. Let's dry you off. Dry dry dry dry dry..."

Looking very closely at the refrigerator: "The fridge is made of alligator skin! White chocolate alligator skin! If you eat it, it will taste like white chocolate alligators. There's lines in the fridge!"

Looking closely at another roommate's shirt: "His shirt! It has so many lines! They go vertically and diagonally and horizontally and it has triangles and it is so cool!"