For some reason, late at night, while playing Final Fantasy 13, my roommate, my boyfriend, and I all come up with blog or twitter posts that the characters would make. For example:
Hope: I just feel like I'm not pulling my weight. I'm trying my best tho!
Lightning: Hope's still being a whiny little bitch.
Vanille: I think Lightning is making Hope feel bad....
Lightning: Vanille I swear to god if you "forget" to heal me one more time..
Hope: I think I started a fight between Vanille and Lightning.
Sazh: These kids are a little immature.
Fang: what a circus.
Lightning: Fang's got something up her ass and she'd better get over it.
Fang: Lightning's such a drama queen! For crying out loud.
Vanille: Fang's being a bitch.
Fang: Vanille you better fucking heal me next time.
Hope: I forgot to heal Fang.. good thing they all thought Vanille was healing!
Vanille: Hope I swear to god I'm going to kill you.
Snow: Really guys? We need to focus on saving Cocoon!
Sazh: Vanille's cheerful but sometimes she just gets on my nerves...
Sazh: I'LL KILL HER.
Vanille: I guess the secret's out... just kill me??
Fang: Vanille's being melodramatic again.. ugh.
Vanille: fuck you Fang. Just fuck you.
And now, for roommate quotes! I wonder if lately she's been confused. She certainly seems to think odd things about herself:
"I'm a bird! I can fly fly fly fly fly fly... like a butterfly."
"I'm a pretty dancing tree! Waaave waaave waaave~"
"I am a TV!" (Mean grumbly voice.)
"I am a PS3 controller! My life is wonderful!"
Last but not least, a friend of mine was talking about how a place across the street delivers octopus soup to her for no extra cost. Her comment on it?
"And the tentacles are GOOOOOD."
When I snickered, she told me to "get that mind out of the gutter."
Also, apparently "urchins are racist."
