In case you haven't heard of it, We (a women's channel) has a show called Bridezillas. The title pretty much says it all -- brides, working on their weddings, who turn into absolute.. ah, terrors. Yes. Anyway, watching this, here are a few quotes. (Unfortunately I don't have the episode numbers.)
"Thinking is a waste of time. Thinking is for people with no brains. I'm highly intelligent!" -Karen
"Her ass is treading on thin water." -LaDrienna
"I'm not gonna apologize to a doorman! Are you out of your minds?!" -Karen (aka Spoiled Bitch Princess)
"It's too crowded. People are crowding, and pushing, and like.. spilling things? It's embarrassing." -Karen
"Oh yes ma'am, I'm so glam." -LaDrienna
"You're right there on a TEN and you need to bring it down to a four and a half." -LaDrienna
"I'm probably gonna be late, but everybody else needs to be there on time. I am the bride, I am the diva, today is all about me." -LaDrienna
"My advice to any other Bridezilla is to keep your bitch-ass bridesmaids in line." -LaDrienna
"Hii, my name's Karen, and my maid of honor just spoke with you. If you could have someone call me back who doesn't make minimum wage and has no man in her life and probably is very depressed.." -Karen, leaving a voicemail for the salon that just hung up on her.
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One of the Bridezillas was given a huge inflatable penis as a joke gift. I told my friend not to worry - I'd give her six for her wedding. Which was when she dropped this gem: "I stood on stage with an inflatable penis freshman year. My grandmother watched that play. I am DOWN with inflatable penises."
