Not exactly safe for work today.. xD
A friend of my mother's had breast cancer about ten years ago. (She was fine after surgery and has never had any further issues. Also, this is not the funny part.) She had her nipple and part of one breast removed. At the time, the oncologists would refer cancer survivors to a tattoo artist who would give them discounts on tattoos where their nipples were in order to lessen the visual shock.
My mother's friend, though, didn't get a 3-D nipple-looking tattoo.
What did she get?
An eyeball.
Why?
She decided that if people were going to be staring at her chest, she might as well be looking right back at them.
These are the people I grew up with.
