"I still have six inches to go." [Eating a Subway sandwich.]
"I said no and you put it in your mouth." [Roommate made a horrible, vile-tasting cocktail -- apparently it "tasted like battery acid."]
"Be happy he's using his finger." [Boyfriend was pretending my head was an alarm clock and he was hitting the snooze button.]
"No, it's just -- we're gonna drink you."
Other, non-contextual quotes from today:
"You're not nice at all! You're an onion!"
Tim: "I know what you're trying to say."
Lem: "You're a ...say."
And, as my roommate has pointed out, I really can use non-Lem quotes. Today I learned! :D
