Also, we watched Tarzan, inspiring: "Elephants are completely inconspicuous and also they can see out their noses wtf...?"
Other quotes:
"It's like a party. Where we put things in our mouths."
"Sometimes I laugh." [deadpan]
There was a swap meet today on campus. One of my roommates managed to find a complete ravioli-making set, including a rolling pin, molds, and instructions! It was awesome. Unfortunately, the instructions were in Italian; also, I was out when he made them (apparently they tasted like dirt), so I didn't get to try anything but a wad of leftover pasta dough that had been cooked. My roommate took one look at it and said, "This isn't ravioli, it's an abomination!"
Also, something to take out of context: "I can't swallow that in one sitting."