So, ah... When summer break hit, I wasn't hanging out every day all day with Lem, and the quotes just dried up. However, I do have some from fall semester that I've been saving and just never got around to posting. Most of them are from professors.

"Whose ding-dong is that?"

"Hey, Mister Grabby Hands, wait your turn!"

"And then the sopranos -- I mean the Tenors and the Basses -- I mean the Altos -- go like, 'dooo doodoooo do doooooodoo do do doooo'... or something like that. You must forgive, English is not my first -- first language."